Final Destinations (PG13 Warning)



  • The Ultimate Smash Bros

    Old mario was jumping around
    Final destination like a battleground
    Then suddenly, kirby flew from the sky
    And smacked mario right there in the eye
    Mario got pissed and smash attacked
    But then accidentally hit ol’ little mac
    Little mac turned around and strucked them with fear
    When snake came out and yelled metal gear

    Snake jumped from his box and threw a grenade
    But then eggman squashed them on a bot he made
    While eggman and his bot were blasting everyone
    Trevor came in with a giant ass gun
    He began to unload on everybody at the scene
    When Hagrid ran him over on his flying machine
    But that came to a halt as he saw a giant flash
    As samus came down and unleashed her final smash

    This is the ultimate smashbros...the weirdest in history
    Good mods, Bad mods and god who knows? the spiciest memes you’ll see
    Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP
    This is the ultimate smashbros, the weirdest in history

    Mario took a lightsaber out of his hat
    And fought eggman who had a home-run bat
    Genji and Hanzo then formated a team
    But the duo got blasted by Mega-man’s beam
    Mario was hurt and tried to eat some spaghetti
    When suddenly he got rekt by mr resetti
    Amongst the chaos, Luigi began to cry
    But to his rescue came heavy weapons guy

    Heavy got pissed and revved his weapon
    But he had to stop when his sandvich was threatened
    By crash who was gonna devour it all
    Luigi stepped in and threw a pokeball
    Out came jigglypuff, who sung a jiggly song
    Everyone fell asleep, even donkey kong
    Captain falcon saw his chance and went in for the blow
    Nearby fox yelled “HAPPY FEET? WOMBO COMBO!”

    This is the ultimate smashbros...the weirdest in history
    Good mods, Bad mods and god who knows? the spiciest memes you’ll see
    Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP
    This is the ultimate smashbros, the weirdest in history...

    Then angels sang out...praying “please, help us senpai”
    And down from nintendo, descended Sakurai
    He looked upon these mods and yelled “Oh dear Lord”
    Quickly unsheathing his samurai sword
    He went on a rampage, chopping people down
    To contest him Link, rode into town
    He took out his sword, looking all grim
    Sakurai got his keyboard and simply nerfed him



  • Then inkling the girl and inkling the boy
    And are you ready? Let's do this LEEEROY
    And kaebora gaebora and Dora the explorer
    And spongebob squarepants and chosen one: sora
    Sephiroth, Chun Li, master chief and DeDeDe
    Big smoke, Professor Oak. Every single teletubbie
    Gordon freeman and the dragon Spyro
    Roy, our boi, nurse joy and RED pyro
    All spawned out of nowhere lightning fast
    And ko’d sakurai and his samurai ass
    It was the craziest match in smash history
    Why it all began? Its still a mystery
    The carnage dragged on for years on end
    The roster diminished till finally then
    All fighters out but remained one man, single
    The sexy, middled aged, mister tingle

    This is the ultimate smashbros...the weirdest in history
    Good mods, Bad mods and god who knows? the spiciest memes you’ll see
    Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP
    This is the ultimate smashbros…(this is the ultimate smashbros)
    This is the ultimate smashbros…(this is the ultimate smashbros)
    This is the ultimate smashbros, the weirdest in history


  • TheRealAlg

    Umm this is kinda weird



  • PG13 Warninf oof


  • The Club

    Is this SPAM? I’m too lazy to read it


  • TheRealAlg

    Eh I’m not sure



  • @00100000 said in Final Destinations (PG13 Warning):

    Is this SPAM? I’m too lazy to read it

    If that was spam you'd be a developer with coding experience lol.
    (Ur so far from a developer it's actually sad)



  • function mrSt(arr){if(arr.length===1){return arr}
    const middle=Math.floor(arr.length/2)
    const left=arr.slice(0,middle)
    const right=arr.slice(middle)
    return mr(mrSt(left),mrSt(right))}
    function mr(left,right){let result=[]
    let indexLeft=0
    let indexRight=0
    while(indexLeft<left.length&&indexRight<right.length){if(left[indexLeft]<right[indexRight]){result.push(left[indexLeft])
    indexLeft++}else{result.push(right[indexRight])
    indexRight++}}
    return result.concat(left.slice(indexLeft)).concat(right.slice(indexRight))}
    const list=[2,5,1,3,7,2,3,8,6,3]
    console.log(mrSt(list))
    

  • The Club

    @Mustan said in Final Destinations (PG13 Warning):

    @00100000 said in Final Destinations (PG13 Warning):

    Is this SPAM? I’m too lazy to read it

    If that was spam you'd be a developer with coding experience lol.
    (Ur so far from a developer it's actually sad)

    Lmao what does this have to do with me being a developer?


  • The Club

    ...or in this case, not being one